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Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:38:24 GMT

Britney Spears' little sister is pregnant. 16 years old and knocked up by a guy she met a church. LOLZ!

Personally, I think she's more white trash than her sister. Congratulations, JL! It was a hard act to follow but you surpassed your sister in the white trash stakes. Kudos.

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 04:33:54 GMT

Stolen from kittyface

Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 20 songs that play in a blog entry, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly. Which means artist and song title.

DON'T GOOGLE!

EDITED:

I updated with the artist to help you guess. My music taste is quite different from a lot of people on my FL!

1. " to wash away sin you must take off your skin"
Marilyn Manson

2. " My mouth went through the ceiling and my body fell through the floor"
Butthole Surfers

3. "Baby can you hear me now?/The chains are locked and tied across the door/Baby, sing with me somehow."
Neil Young

~~4. " Be mine, sister salvation"~~
guessed by meimnaut

5. "Don't make me jump over, put Zeus in a headlock/Then stamp my foot and make the Earth crack,"
Dark Lotus

6. " Infected on my skin/Demons surround you/I'm crawling on the ground"
White Zombie

7. "Got my red glitter coffin, man, just need one last nail"
Jeff Buckley

8. "We're all damned/I hate this perfect world/I'll climb atop this universe/And pound until it's gone"
Monster Magnet

9. " can I have my lipstick? i'm going out for a ride"
Sonic Youth

~~10. "~~ ~~Have you seen my wig around?/I feel naked without it~~"
guessed by meimnaut

11. "God wanna fill my heart, the devil wanna wear my skin"
Everlast

~~12. "~~ ~~shedding skin succumb defeat/this machine is obsolete~~"
guessed by meimnaut

13. " i overheard you say/not stirred but shaken/and i could really throw one back"
Lovage

14. " Tell me how does it feel/when your heart grows cold"
Orgy

15. " Did you feed us tales of deceit/Conceal the tongues who need to speak"
Portishead

16. " Love, love is a verb/Love is a doing word"
Massive Attack

~~17. " Please forgive this selfish question, but/What am I to say to all these ghouls tonight?"~~
guessed by meimnaut

18. " Steal my records/Screw all my friends/They're all full of shit/With a smile on your face"
Ryan Adams

19. "And they were turning into butterflies/Above our nation/We are stardust/Billion year old carbon"
Joni Mitchell

20. " Don’t wanna get high/I don’t wanna get high/But I don’t wanna not get high/And I don’t wanna not get stoned"
The Lemonheads

Good luck!

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Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:25:52 GMT

I'm of legal age for whiskey, voting and loving.

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